Past Time

I have to say, that even though I live in Orange County, by the beach, there is really nothing to do here! I am on summer vacation, and what do I do? I watch television, wash my car, and bake cookies. Not what I have in mind for a summer break. 

But on the bright side, I did go to Venice Beach on my first day of summer, so it's alright, I guess. 

Anyways, I have made a list of things I need to do this summer. The list follows:

1. Go streaking.

2. Win a game of beer pong.

3. Go visit Nathalie in Santa Barbara.

4. Save $1000.

5. Go to 5 shows.

6. Go to Hollywood.

7. Take a photographed documentation of summer.

8. Go to Sea World.

9. Watch a lot of movies.

10. Visit Michael in Chico.

There is something that is really fun to do. Watch COPS. It's awesome!

Anyways, I forgot what I was doing, and I lost the next part of my list. CRAP!

Oh My Dear, Sweet, Carro!

So I drive a 1968 Volkswagen Bug.  And I have realized in my year of driving that baby around town that old people love me.  They come up to me and ask, "What year?" "Oh, really? I had a '58 bug. And my biggest regret in life was getting rid of it."

Oh you precious little old lady who sat in her car until I came out of the grocery store.  You are just too much.  But thank you for making me smile. And also shit my pants, you crazy stalker! If I could, I'd make you my grandmother, but you scare me a little bit...

Ah, yes, one more thing. 

Dear Mac products:

It has come to my attention that you hate me. Because my iPod is throwing a temper tantrum and is not working.  It says "Use iTunes to Restore."  So I plug the mutha into my computer, and then it tells me that it's "charging." I leave it there for a while, come back, and it's still charging. THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Any ideas?